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I don't know what's wrong with you
I did everything you asked me to do
Repeated mistakes I didn't make
My dedication wasn't fake
I was there everyday
and you just walked away!
So I slept with all your friends
Now I hear you want me back again!?
Hell no ho!
You let me go!
Ain't one woman now for this Romeo
I like gettin' it on with your girls
Makin'em scream and pulling their curls
But I'm the bad guy
After you dumped me without telling why
It doesn't matter
Cuz your girls love my baby batter
I did everything you asked me to do
Repeated mistakes I didn't make
My dedication wasn't fake
I was there everyday
and you just walked away!
So I slept with all your friends
Now I hear you want me back again!?
Hell no ho!
You let me go!
Ain't one woman now for this Romeo
I like gettin' it on with your girls
Makin'em scream and pulling their curls
But I'm the bad guy
After you dumped me without telling why
It doesn't matter
Cuz your girls love my baby batter
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This fraud of a poem is loosely based on past events that I have knowledge of. Nothing I actually participated in.
If you ever break up with or dump someone for vague or unreasonable reasons don't get pissed if they bang everyone you know. Including siblings and parents.
If you ever break up with or dump someone for vague or unreasonable reasons don't get pissed if they bang everyone you know. Including siblings and parents.
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So so true. I mean, SERIOUSLY true. It was so awesome though, you really know how to write ^_^