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Grrl PomeGirl Poem
I have my legs spread 8 days a week for you.
If it was metal, I'd have sucked the chrome off already.
Through thick and thin and all your problems (and there are many of them),
I've been here for you, every minute of everyday, even when I hate you
for not being what I want you to be.
I'm always hoping my fantasy you meets up with the real you and murders
So I can have you, the perfect you in my dreams, all to myself finally and forever.
I know you're a lost cause and the chances of you magically getting your head
out of your ass is not going to happen, but I guess you're better than the alternative, a bigger asshole.
So here I sit and wait, and hope that fate turns this frog into a prince and I can
live happily ever after.
Until then , though, the very least you could do is pretend to be listening to me
when I am talking to you and would it be so hard to remember my birthday?
It's only one fucking day a year, it shouldn't be that hard to do.
How It Began"God, your two o'clock is here."
"I have a two o'clock?"
"He's been here since 7:45. I figured it's only polite to... sir."
God sighed. "Fine, send him in."
While He waited God cleared His desk of papers and blueprints; no need for outsiders to see His plans. Soon enough the door to His office opened and God stood, smiled, held out a hand towards one of the two visitor's chairs.
"God! Great stuff you're doing in sector 2-7-0! Great stuff!"
The man's hands were clammy, his handshake limp. Rumpled suit, porkpie hat, briefcase... oh Jes-- oh dear, a salesman. God's smile slipped a little but He soldiered on gamely. With luck He could shoo the poor guy away in a few minutes.
"So, what can I do for you?"
The man sat, briefcase across his knees. "Sector 2-7-0! Everyone's talking about it! What do you call it? Man and merman?"
"Man and woman, actually. And thanks. But we're pretty busy around here, and..."
"Oh! Right! No time for the wicked, eh?" The salesman winked and popped his briefcase,
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